A deep thinker, hard worker and loyal friend. Schweitzer is one of the most comforting people you will ever meet. He might act reserved and like he doesn’t care, but underneath the surface he has a huge heart and strong emotions. Conversations with Schweitzer are philosophical, thought-provoking, fun and healing. Schweitzer is one of the rare ones that makes your life better just by existing.
You won’t find a better human than Schweitzer!
by Random hot dog bun November 23, 2021
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French philosopher and also term used to describe a abnormally long shit.
He laid such a Schweitzer in the toilet, it clogged it up.
by Big Daddy Matty August 8, 2006
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A Very hot guy with an amazing personality. He is athletic, but loves to spend a lot of his time playing video games. He treats his girlfriend like a princess and is what every girl looks for in a guy. He is weird but is also very funny!
Damn Matthew Schweitzer is hot.
by ILoveYou3269 February 27, 2013
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The best most lit dumbass in the land of dumbasses he is so cool bruh
Bro nic schweitzer is so cool
by Lit dood August 21, 2017
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He is such a meth addict and loves to go for girls that are like 3 years younger than him. He likes to also walk in on his brother giving head. And also he will give you any drug you need
He is such an Owen Schweitzer when it comes to girls
by But cracker USA October 30, 2018
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